(Funny) What to expect... when you are expecting! Not for the faint of heart!

 

 

Happy Hello Everyone!

 

 

Some of you may know this about me.. I own and teach preschool. I have 37 students in my school. I have been teaching preschool for over 20 years and Love it!

 

I am also going to be a Nana in October! I am so excited!!

 

 Anyway, lately I have been thinking a lot about the Stages of Life. I thought I would do a ditty on it! I hope you laugh and see items that you love as well! Have fun reading!

 

Knocked Up to Newborn

 

What to expect... when you are expecting

https://www.etsy.com/listing/81288947/pregnancy-card-congratulations-on?ref=sr_gallery_14&ga_search_query=knocked+up&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_page=1&ga_search_type=all&ga_facet=knocked+up

 

 

 

Mom is so excited! I'm pregnant! wooohoooo!!! My skin will glow, I will be sooooo cute with my belly! Mom is all smiles! 

 

https://www.etsy.com/listing/119834031/funny-pregnancy-magnet-single-magnet-art?ref=sr_gallery_31&ga_search_query=pregnancy+funny&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_ref=auto5&ga_search_type=all&ga_facet=pregnancy+funny

 

 

Well, Here is the Real Deal .... yes, it hits mom smack upside the head!

 

Zits!!!

NOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

https://www.etsy.com/listing/92904334/on-sale-all-natural-zit-zapper?ref=sr_gallery_21&ga_search_query=zit+cream&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=all&ga_facet=zit+cream

 

 

Aching Back!!!

 

https://www.etsy.com/listing/70218782/belted-lower-back-heating-pad-or-cold?ref=sr_gallery_44&ga_search_query=back+heating+pad&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_facet=handmadeback+heating+pad

 

Swollen Feet and Ankles!

 

https://www.etsy.com/listing/103745650/pain-salve-small-best-selling?ref=sr_gallery_13&ga_search_query=swollen+feet&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=all&ga_facet=swollen+feet

 

Uncomfy and Cranky -

 

The Blame Game!!

https://www.etsy.com/listing/114166984/he-did-this-to-me-funny-pregnancy-button?ref=sr_gallery_44&ga_search_query=pregnancy++funny&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_ref=auto12&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_facet=handmadepregnancy++funny

 

Newborn is here! Mom is so happy

 

https://www.etsy.com/listing/150073571/in-stock-newborn-wrap-photography-prop?ref=sr_gallery_3&sref=sr_9de586dc5f67297af4a853eeace09c8a72f05931675c3c7759b507132fe3c14b_1369460764_14464774_newborn&ga_search_query=newborn&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_ref=auto3&ga_explicit_scope=1&ga_search_type=handmade

 

(well, that's what she tells people)

 

 

The Real Deal

 

https://www.etsy.com/listing/126287007/kim-kardashian-crying-iphone-5-case?ref=sr_gallery_20&ga_search_query=+crying&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=all&ga_facet=crying

 

https://www.etsy.com/listing/130113577/reborn-baby-girl-maura?ref=sr_gallery_40&ga_search_query=+crying+baby&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_search_type=all&ga_facet=crying+baby

 

Mom is now the Walking Dead

 

https://www.etsy.com/listing/117364946/nom-nom-nom-brains-whimsical-zombie?ref=sr_gallery_28&ga_search_query=zombie&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_ref=auto2&ga_explicit_scope=1&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_facet=handmadezombie

 

Need Sleep!!!!!

 You Ring that Door Bell and Die!!!!

 

https://www.etsy.com/listing/125843935/wooden-shhh-the-lil-devils-sleeping?ref=sr_gallery_16&ga_search_query=baby+sleepping+sign+funny&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_ref=auto2&ga_search_type=handmade&ga_facet=handmadebaby+sleepping+sign+funny

 

Boobs Hurt and Milk is Every Place!!! I just ruined another Top!!! "Honey, I need......"

 

https://www.etsy.com/listing/150418844/contour-nursing-pads-mama-pads-breast?ref=shop_home_active

 

OMG!!! I just sneezed!

 

https://www.etsy.com/listing/117091782/single-1-mama-cloth-reusable-menstrual?ref=sr_gallery_36&ga_search_query=panty+liner&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=US&ga_ref=auto5&ga_search_type=all&ga_facet=panty+liner

 

And Just think.... This is the easy part of being a Mom!!!

 

Next comes.... Toddlers!

 

LOL

 

Mine! Mine! Mine!

No! No! No!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Yes, It is all worth it!!!

(well, that's what we tell ourselves..lol)